SMS COLLECTION

======== (401) =========

Gulab Mahobat ka Pegam Nahi hota,

CHAND-CHANDNI Ka Pyar Sare Aam Nahi Hota.

Pyar hota e MANN Ki NirmaL Bhavnaon se,

Varna yun hi Radha-Krishna ka Naam Nahi Hota.

======== (402) =========

Birth is nt our choice,

death will nt b our choice .

But d way v live our life is our choice,

absolutely ours!

So enjoy it n have a great day.

======== (403) =========

Happiness keeps u Sweet,

Trails keep u Strong,

Sorrow keeps u Human,

Failure keeps u Humble,

Success keeps Glowing,

but only God keeps u Going.

Keep going

======== (404) =========

Itz nt necesry 4 gud frnz 2 meet regulrly.

Luk at d lines of a railway track,

dey seldom meet,dey cross,

bt dey always go a long way 2gthr.

======== (405) =========

Kisi ko yaad karna , kisi ko yaad aana,

yeh bhi naseeb naseeb mein hota hai.

Dil unhi ko yaad karta hai

jo dil ke bahut kareeb hota hai.

======== (406) =========

Srdr bank lootne gaye,

par gun bhool gaye.

Fir bhi bank loot liya!

Kaise?

Bank manager bhi Srdr tha,

bola"koi bat nahi,

I trust u,u Cn show me d gun 2mrw.

======== (407) =========

The happiest pe("._.")ple

Don't have EVERYTHING in life.

they just make the BEST of EVERYTHNG

that life brings their way !

STAY HAPPY.

======== (408) =========

Gr8 Frndship is
about 2main things:
1st is to find out the similarities
& 2nd is to respect the differences.

======== (409) =========

Often when we lose all hope

and think this is the end,

God smiles from above and says,

'Relax dear, its just a bend !not the end.'

======== (410) =========

Parents to a college watchman:

"Is this college good..?"

Watchman: "Probably the best.

I did my graduation here

& got immediate placement".

======== (411) =========

A true frnd is someone

who believes u are

the best person in the world

even though he/she knows

u r a complete crack!!

I'm ur true frnd.

Trust Me...:-)

======== (412) =========

The mist turns to light,

Morning takes over the night.

Another beautiful day dawning,

into hopes and shine,

its time to wish you

a very Good Morning!

======== (413) =========

FRIENDSHIP burns with Oil of LOVE

b'coz SUN rises in East n sets in West,

but FRIENDSHIP rises in HEART

n sets after DEATH.

======== (414) =========

Stars r 2 far,

Sun is very hot,

Moon is unapproachable.

So GOD,Specially made u my FRIEND

so tht I can say I hve my own little universe.

======== (415) =========

Time is Always with People

who have the Courage to Fly

and Not with People

who Stand on the Ground

and Watch the Sky !

======== (416) =========

Walk with me when ur heart needs cmpny,

Talk 2 me when u feel alone.

Trust me when ur heart beats more,

Think of me when need a gud frnd.

======== (417) =========

Chahat hai kisiki chahat ko paane ki,

chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki.

Wo chahe hame-chahe na chahe,

Par Hamari chahat hai unki chahat me mit jane Ki.

======== (418) =========

Khoobsoort hai ye hasi tumhari,

Bana deejiye inhe kismat hamari .

Usse aur kya chahiye unhe jeene k liye,

Jinhe mili ho duniya mein dosti tumhari.

======== (419) =========

REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fashionwa hai .

======== (420) =========

Friends and Friendship

its a package of feelings.

Nobody can make it.

Nobody can delete it.

Nobody can explain it.

Only friends can feel it.

======== (421) =========

Pyar ne apna hunar dikhaya bhi bahut,

Ja ja ke Humne use manaya bhi bahut.

Sach pucho to pyara bhi bahut lagta hai,

Vo shaks jisne dil dukhaya hai bahut.

======== (422) =========

Lovely roses & lovely you,

and lovely r the things u do.

But the loveliest is the frndship of the two,

one is me & the other is U!

======== (423) =========

Friendship is a golden thread

that angels tie together,

if you never break it,

we will be friends forever!

======== (424) =========

Friendship doesn't get closer by meeting

but is only sweetened by thought.

I care for you in my own strange ways,

which u'll nvr know & i'll nvr show.

======== (425) =========

Best thought to be ever rembrd -

"Work for a Cause

and not for Applause"

and

"Live 2 Express urself

and not to Impress some one else"

======== (426) =========

Dream what u want 2 dream,

Go where u want 2 go.

Be what u want 2 be,

Bcoz u hve only 1 life

& 1 chance 2 do all d things U want 2 do.

======== (427) =========

Mehfil me hasna to hamara mijaz ban gaya,

tanhai me rona ek raaz ban gaya.

Dil k dard ko chehre se zahir na hone diya,

yahi zindagi jine ka andaz ban gaya.

======== (428) =========

N A M A S K A R

Dharti par ho to ek sms bhejo,

Aasman mein ho to Baris bhejo,

Swarg mein ho to APSARA bhejo,

Agar nark mein ho

to ENJOY URSELF AND DON'T REPLY.

======== (429) =========

Life never turns the way we want,

But we live it the best way we can.

Theres no perfect life,

But we can fill it with perfect moments!

======== (430) =========

A raindrop may look too small

but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.

An sms seems to be small

but a sending heart remembers U a lot.

======== (431) =========

Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun,

Others do well in Shadow.

GOD Knows What is Best For us

& Puts us Where We Grow Best.

======== (432) =========

Friend is one who knows all about you

&still likes u,

he laughs with u,

cries with u,

understands u,

guide u

& walks with u.

thanx friend 4 evrythng.

======== (433) =========

To light the life of a candle,

a match stick looses its life.

Thinking of the match stick

the candle melts its whole life & dies.

Thts friendship.

======== (434) =========

Flower need sunshine,

violets need dew,

all angels in heaven know I need u.

Years may fly,tears may dry,

but my frnship wid u wud never die.

======== (435) =========

Milte hai achhe dost sirf khushnasibo ko,

Meri kismat se jalna chhod do.

Agar tamanna ho milne ki mere dost se,

To bas apni nazar aaine ki taraf mod do.

======== (436) =========

Future is Not something U Await!

It is something U Must Create!

Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where

U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

======== (437) =========

I may not b your first friend.

I may not b your best friend.

I can't be your last friend,

but i am your ever lasting friend.

======== (438) =========

We love ourself

even after making many mistakes.

Then how can we hate others

for their small mistakes?

Strange but true.

======== (439) =========

Clocks make a sound as tick tick.

But it's not tick tick.

It's real sound is QUICK QUICK

bcoz time is precious.

So make best use of it.

======== (440) =========

Friendship is Silent Gift of nature,

More old ,more Strong.

More deep, moreClear,

More close, more warm.

Less words, more understanding.

======== (441) =========

TRUE THOUGHT -

Zara Socho

Agar SMS Recieve Karne Ke Paise Lagte

To Kya Hota ?

Guess...

Aaj Tum Meri Wajah Se

ROAD Par Aa Gaye Hote. . !

======== (442) =========

Go down to see My Heart

Dekha

Kitna saaf hai Mera DIL,

Bole to ekdam Aapke...

Dimag K jaisa....

======== (443) =========

Mohabat ka ajeeb karobar humne kiya,

wo beprwaah sahi magar Pyar humne kiya.

Agar wo chod gaye to mat kaho bura unko,

kaSoor unka nahi INTJAR to humne kiya.

======== (444) =========

Fizao k badalne ka intzar nahi karte,

Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nahi karte.

Sms kar dete hain hum har roz,

Hum kanjuson ke sms ka intzar nahi karte.

======== (445) =========

Valuing a relationship is not merely done

by seeing each other everyday.

What counts is how much in our busy lives

we remember each other.

======== (446) =========

What you see as truth,

what you see as lies,

remember that true friendship never dies.

Although we may change and drift apart,

I'll always value you deep within my heart!

======== (447) =========

Life is like having coffee.

u sit by the window, lift the cup,

take a careless sip and find no sugar.

Too lazy to go for the sugar,

u somehow manage with that sugarless cup.

On finishing, u discover undissolved sugar crystals

settled at the bottom.

Thats how life is.

We do not make any effort

to value what is around .

So look around,

may be the sweetness u are looking 4

might be closer than U think.

I am always near to u, just feel me.

======== (448) =========

Most of us r just following orthodox.

Just acompanying the crowd.

Isnt it?

Nd the history depicts that those

who follow the traffic ( crowd )

usualy get nabbed by the jam.

So just sit with your ownself nd ask

Wht do u want.?

Why the hell are you striving 4?

If u get the answer,

ur every deal would hav a mean.

Otherwise thr is no fun

to run after the meaningless things.

======== (449) =========

Intezaar k pal bitane mushqil hai,

beete hue pal mod lana mushqil hai.

Ek baar bas jaye dil me dhadkan bankar,

woh yaar dil se bhulana mushqil hai.

======== (450) =========

Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.

Daughter: I want to do BBA.

Father: what is that?

Dghtr:'B'oyfrnd ki

'B'ike par

'A'sh!!!!!

======== (451) =========

Luck is not in your hands,

But work is in your hands.

Your work can make luck

but luck can't make ur work.

So always trust URSELF

and Do ur BEST.

======== (452) =========

Best Thought 4 d day:

"D person who loves U most

wil Trouble u n irritate u d max.

But wen U drop a tear,

he wil fight d world 2 stop ur tears".

======== (453) =========

When u need someone to b beside u

and no one is around,

just gaze up in the sky.

U might not see me,

but b sure dat we r

under the same sky.

======== (454) =========

Everyone is good to you,

till you expect nothing from them...!

And you are too Good to them

only till you fulfill their expectations.

======== (455) =========

Kisi ne humse puchha,

Vaade aur Yaadein me kya fark hai?

Hum ne kaha Vaade insan todta hai,

Aur Yaadein insan ko tod deti hain.

======== (456) =========

Na kabhi muskuraht apke honto se door ho,

Apki har khawish hakikat ko manzur ho.

Ho jaye jo AAP humse khafa,

khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa KASOOR ho.

======== (457) =========

Watan hamara misaal mohabbat ki
todta hai deewar nafrat ki,
Meri khushnaseebi k mili
zindagi is chaman me,
bhula na sake koi
iski khushboo saaton janam me.
Happy Independence Day

======== (458) =========

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi
aur na jhukayenge kabhi,
jo apne dum pe jiyen
sach me zindagi hai wahi.
Live like a true INDIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

======== (459) =========

"Swaraj is my birthright
and I shall have it."
It is for this undying spirit
of the forerunners of
our freedom struggle,
that our motherland
awakened to see
the sun of independent India .
On this Independence Day
we salute this spirit
and pledge to craft
an India they dreamt of.
JAI HIND

======== (460) =========

Mera Desh-hai isse pyar mujhko,
allah ki hunkar ramayan ki katha
vrindavan ka rass,Gopiyon ki vyatha,
Tyoharon ki dhoom,Diwali ke diye,
Holi k rangon bina koi kya jiye,
ye sab meri duniya ki aawaz hain,
is par hi to hota mujhko naaz hai.
I m proud 2 be an INDIAN.
R U?
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

======== (461) =========

AB TAK JISKA KHOON NA KHAULA
WHO KHOON NAHI WHO PAANI HAI
JO DESH KE KAAM NA AYAE
WHO BEKAAR JAWANI HAI
BOLO BHARAT MATA KI JAI

======== (462) =========

The nation will remain
the land of the free
only so long
as it is the home
of the brave.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

======== (463) =========

INDIA-Our Motherland.
There is not a hint of violence anywhere
blooming all over r d flowers of luv & care.
It has citizens wid helping hands
who form a gr8 friendship band.
All places of it
r under d spell of a magic wand.It is full of Happiness & glory
there's nothing 2 fear.
We r so lucky we r born here.
Bharat Mata Ki Jai
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

======== (464) =========

Thou art the ruler of the minds of all people,
Dispenser of India 's destiny.
Thy name rouses the hearts of the Punjab ,
Sind, Gujarat, and Maratha,
Of the Dravid, and Orissa and Bengal .
It echoes in the hills of Vindhyas and,
Himalayas , mingles in the music of the
Jamuna and the Ganges and is chanted by
the waves of the Indian sea.
The pray for the blessings,
and sing by the praise,
The saving of all people
waits in thy hand.
Thou dispenser of India 's destiny,
Victory, victory, victory to thee.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

======== (465) =========

When U're too fast to get somewhere,

U miss the fun of getting there.

Life's not a race,

take it slowLY

& enjoy the music

before the song is over.

======== (466) =========

Ye aarju nahi k kisi ko bhulaye hum,

Na tamanna k kisi ko rulaye hum.

Par dua hai Us RAB se,

jisko zitna yaad karte hain,

usko utna yaad aayein hum.

======== (467) =========

Hath jo thama hai to chodna hamen ata nahi,

wada jo kiya hai to todna hame ata nahi.

Dost to aap hi hamesha rahenge

kyunki dilo se khelna hame ata nahi.

======== (468) =========

Chakh liya zaayeka-e-shayari jab se,

lafzon me tarannum si aa gayi hai.

Arz-e-zubaan-e-ishq machal hi jati hai

jab bhi tere chehre ki tabssuum yaad aati hai.

======== (469) =========

Sacrifice is greater than love,

character is greater than beauty.

Humanity is greater than wealth,

but remember nothing is greater

than good relations!

======== (470) =========

To be sure of hitting the target,

Shoot first,

And whatever you hit,

Call it the TARGET!!!

======== (471) =========

Kyo Woh yaad aa kar staa rahe hai,

kyo hum unke pyar me pagal huye ja rahe hai.

Shayad in ankhon me kuch pani baki hai abhi,

jo dil ki aag ansuon se bhuja rhe hai.

======== (472) =========

Dil ke karib aake vo jab dur hogaye,

sare hasi khawab mere chur hogaye.

Hamne vafa nibhai to badnamiya mili,

jo log bewafa the vo mashur ho gaye.

======== (473) =========

Kyon satate ho hme begano ki tarha,

kabhi to chaho chahne walo ki tarha.

Hum me thi kmi jo aap ko yaad na aay,

aap me thi kuch bat jo hum aap ko bhool na paye.

======== (474) =========

Kbi dost khte ho,kbi dua dete ho,

kbi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho.

Par jb bhi sms karte ho,khuda ki kasam

khushi ka ek lamha aur badha dete ho:-)

======== (475) =========

Kabi na shikayt ki baat labon pe layenge,

kaha hai Dost to Dosti nibhayge.

kabhi hamari burai hamare samne karna,

kasam khuda ki hum bi apki han me han milayenge.

======== (476) =========

Har sans hamari unhe yad krti hai,

har pal unse milne ki fariyad krti hai.

Khuda ka wasta kbhi mohabbat na krna,

ye mohabbat zindgi barbaad krti hai.

======== (477) =========

Toote khwabo ki tasveer kab puri hoti hai,

chand taro k beech bhi doori hoti hai.

dena to hume khuda sab kuch chahta hai,

par uski bhi kuch mazburi hoti hai..

======== (478) =========

Hume Jindagi Se Shikayat Na Hoti,

Is Dil Mein Kabhi Mohabbat Na Hoti.

Tum Na Aaye Hoti Nazronke Samne,

To Is Dil Ko Dhadakne ki Ijazat Na Hoti.

======== (479) =========

Hum na Ajnabi Hai Na Praye Hai,

Aapke Hi Jism-o-Jaan Ke Saye Hai.

Jab Bhi Ji Chahe Mahsus Kar Lena ,

Hum Aapki Hi Sanso Me samaye Hai.

======== (480) =========

Ek ajeeb sa manzar nazar aata hai,

Har ek qatra samunder nazar aata hai.

Kahan banaaun mein makaan sheeshey ka,

har ek ke haath mein pathar nazar aata hai.

======== (481) =========

Mil ke bichad na dastur hai zindagi ka,

yehi ek kissa mashur hai zindagi ka.

Beete hue pal kabhi lot kar nahi aate,

yehi ek sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.

======== (482) =========

The hard reality of life

is that when u need advice,

everyone is ready to help u,

but, when u need help,

everyone is ready to advice u.

======== (483) =========

He ws a Gud man.

He nevr Smokd or Drnk & nevr Lied.

Nevr Flirted or hd n Affair.

Bt wen he Died,

d Insurnce Co. refusd d Claim.

Dey said, He who Nevr Livd,Canot Die.

======== (484) =========

Which one do u like?

1.WhiteCloud

2.Blue Sea

3.Black universe

4.Red sunset

5.Green grass

6.Pink rose

CHOOZ 1 & i will give d meaning.

Reply:

1WhiteCloud-too emotional.

2BlueSea-intelligent.

3BlackUniverse-devil.

4Red sunset-strong love.

5 Green grass- lovely but flirting.

6Pink rose-u luv sm1 heartly.

======== (485) =========

Boy & Girl in restuarant:

Boy-main last bar puch raha hu,

um mujhse shadi karogi?

Girl- nahi

Boy-soch lo

Girl-keh diya na nahi

Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.

======== (486) =========

2 remind us 2slow down,

Ants 2 remind us abt small things.

D sky 2 remind us 2 luk up & pray.

Friends 2 remind us hw beautiful LIFE can be!

======== (487) =========

Roshni ho to dia jalta hai,

shama ho to parwana jalta hai.

Rishta na bane to dil jalta hai,

aap jo mere saath ho to zamana jalta hai.

======== (488) =========

Thought for the day:

If time doesnt wait for you,

dont worry.

Just remove the damn battery

from the clock!!

Enjoy life :-)

======== (489) =========

Boy : "GOD, GIVE ME 1 bag FULL OF MONEY,

A JOB, 1 BIG vehicle FULL OF GIRLS,

PLS GRANT My WISH.

GOD:"Tathaastu,

ur wish is fulfilled.

Go and be a bus conductor.

======== (490) =========

Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha

to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar

dictation le rahi hai.

Usne biwi ka hath pakda

aur bola - chal Banto.

Aisi jagah kam nahi karna

jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho !

======== (491) =========

Having a Crush is...SWEET.

Falling in Love is...EXCITING.

Having a Heart break.. SHOCKS.

But, having a FRIEND like U

Totally ROCKS..

======== (492) =========

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,

jo na dekha kabi wo sama hoga.

Us jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,

aap sa hasin dost dusra kahan hoga !

======== (493) =========

When god solves ur problems,

u have faith in his abilities.

but. . .

when He doesnt solve ur problems,

remember He has faith in ur abilities.

======== (494) =========

Moon ne band ki lighting,

Sun ne suru ki Shining.

Murge ne di Warning,

Ki ho gayi hai Morning,

Toh phir hum bhi bol de

'GOOD MORNING'

======== (495) =========

Lakho log mohabat karte hai,

Shayad hum un jaise nahi.

Dikhane ke liye hum bhi

bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,

Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de

hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.

======== (496) =========

Thankyou for the world so sweet,

thankyou for the birds that sing,

thankyou for the food we eat,

thankyou God for everything.

Always pray to God like this,

Gud Mrng

======== (497) =========

Wen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

.

.

.

A ganpat chal daru la!

======== (498) =========

Something in ur smile which speaks to me,

Something in ur voice which sings to me,

Something in ur eyes which says to me,

That u are dear to me.

======== (499) =========

Yun to zindgi me ajeeb se mod ayenge,

Kabhi khusi to kabhi gam layenge.

Rakhna khud ko sambhal ke,

Kyoki aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge.

======== (500) =========

Relationship is like a book,

it takes a few seconds to burn

but it takes years to write.

So write it carefully

& never let it Burn. !! !!!

======== (501) =========

U spend ur days waiting for

the ideal path to appear in front of u.

Bt what u forget is dat paths r made

by walking,not by waiting..!!

So chalte raho..

======== (502) =========

Nikalte hai aansu jab mulakat nahi hoti,

Toot jata hai dil jab bat nahi hoti hai.

Apni jaan ki kasam jab yaad aye na

aisi koi subhah aisi koi raat nahi hoti.

======== (503) =========

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge

Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge

Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge

Tab

gaal pe aisa thapad padega

ki sab yaad aa jayega.

======== (504) =========

Waqt ki dhup ho ya barish,

kuch kadmo k nishan kabi nahi khote.

Jinhe yaad karke khush hoti he ankhen,

wo log paas na hokar b dur nahi hote.

======== (505) =========

God knows ur future.

HE may not reveal it 2 u

but HE will walk with U

as d future unfolds.

Dont trust d stars,

trust the ONE who made them.

======== (506) =========

The most determinative sentence-

"THE RACE

IS NOT OVER

B'COZ I HAVEN'T

WON YET...!"

======== (507) =========

Wo sath sath rehte the aur kehte the,

hum mein kahi judai na pad jaye.

ab woh pass se aise gujrate hai

k kahi un par hamari parchai na pad jaye.

======== (508) =========

Sabi puchte hai ki hum muskurate kyun nhi,

Humare zakhmo ko koi janta hi nhi.

Hum tanha hai kitne ye hum hi jante hai,

Humein gam honge itne koi manta hi nhi.

======== (509) =========

Lot of things go unquestnd,

lot of questns go unanswered,

few words go unsaid,

few go unheard,

some dreams are born dead,

some are buried alive.

Dats life!!

======== (510) =========

Life is pretty much unpredictable.

I may not live long enough

but I won't miss out letting you know

that life is worth living with friends like you.

======== (511) =========

Kehte hain har bat kisi ko kahi nahi jati,

Apno ko bhi batai nahi jati,

PAr dost to dil ka AAINA hota hai,

Or AAINE se surat chupai nai jati.

======== (512) =========

Halaat se pyar ki saza mil gai,

Dekhte hi dekhte jindgi badal gai.

Pyasi nigahe liye khade the hum unke intzar me,

Unhone hume dekha or unki raahen badal gayi.

======== (513) =========

Hawaaon ke haath ik armaan bheja hai,

roshni ke zariye ik paigam bheja hai.

Fursat mile to kabool kar lena,

is nacheez ne Naye din ka salaam bheja hai.

GUD MRNG

======== (514) =========

To win someones heart is easy,

to break someones heart is simple than easy,

to break someones heart is simple than easy.

But to REWIN someones broken heart

is near 2 impossible.

So Never break a Heart.

======== (515) =========

D joy of being friends with u is pleasurable.

Even when everyone on earth forgets you,

remember here is one

who forgets everyone

jst 2 remember you.

======== (516) =========

Meri dosti woh daag hai,

jo aap chhuda nahin paaoge.

Bas itni si guzaarish hai aapse,

ke SURF EXCEL se mat dhona warna

dhoondhte reh jaaoge.

======== (517) =========

Mohabbat mein humne kya kuchh nahin lutta diya,

Mohabbat mein humne kya kuch nahi luta diya,

Unko pasand thi "Roshni" aur humne

khudko hi "JALA" diya.

======== (518) =========

Ankhon Se Kyo Aansu Jhalak Jate Hain,

Tanhaiyo Me kyo Gam Yaad Aate Hain.

Aansu Ponch Kar Koi Ye To Bata De Hume,

Rulane Wale Hi Aksar Kyo Yaad Aate hain.

======== (519) =========

Dil tutna saza hai mohabbat ki,

dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.

Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,

jo bin maage ho jaye kurban

wo hai dosti hamari.

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Friendship:

A known face

In a strange crowd.

A ray of hope

in thick cloud of darknes.

Whenever a friend I try to define

Thoughts of YOU come to mind.

======== (521) =========

The sweetest way 2 propose:-

"Excuse me, do u have a band aid

coz I scrapped my knee

when I fell in luv with u..!" ;-)

======== (522) =========

Andaz-e-pyar Aap ki ek ada hai,

Dur ho humse aap ki khata hai.

Dil me basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki,

Jiske neecheI MISS U likha hai.

======== (523) =========

Na denge hum aapko dhoka aitbaar kijiye,

baat na kar ke dil ko mere na bekraar kijiye.

Gin rahe hai apni aakhri saanse,

ab na kahiye ki bus thoda intjaar kijiye.

======== (524) =========

U r strong as Rum,

Fine as Wine,

Cool as Beer,

Classic as Whisky,

Sophisticated as Vodka

Resultantly

I M totally "TUNN"

in ur frndship.

======== (525) =========

Tu Nahi to zindagi mein kya reh jayega,

door tak tanhaiyon ka silsila reh jayega.

Har kadam par sath chalna a dost,

warna teri dosti se kuch gila reh jayega.

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Sum people in life r a part of u.

n evnthough u miss thm,

u nevr lose thm

bcoz u find d memories

of time spent 2gther stil livin in u.

======== (527) =========

Apna hath sir par phero.

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1 bar fir phero.

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dobara phero.

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chalo 1 bar fir phero.

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Ab to yakin ho gaya na

gadhe ke sir par seeng nahi hote.

======== (528) =========

Life is filled with sugar & spice,

Hope ur day is really nice.

May it b a wild & crazy 1,

U do all dat u have never done.

Have A Nice Day.

======== (529) =========

Agar mein kabhi tum se door ho jaun,

Phone to kya sms bhi na kar paun,

Tumhari yadon ko sath le jaun,

Aankh mein tumhari aansu chod jaun,

Tumhare lakh chahne pr bhi

mein tum se baat na kar paun,

To tum samajh jana k

Jis Shehar me main hu,

wahan signal nhi hai.

======== (530) =========

3 sentences for getting success & peace

By William Shakespeare:

1) know more than others

2) work more than others

3) expect less than others.

======== (531) =========

Kya khoob thi vo dillagi unki,

kya khoob hai ye verukhi unki.

Ab to baat karna bhi gavara nahi hai unko,

shayad mohbbat hi jhooth thi unki.

======== (532) =========

Challenges are like trees

seen through a running train.

As you approach them,

they grow bigger.

Once you pass them,

they become smaller.

======== (533) =========

Kahan se aati hai Hichkiya,

kaun Fariyad karta hai.

Khuda usey Hamesha Salamat rakhe,

Jo HUME pyar se yaad karta hai.

======== (534) =========

Har pal haske jiya karte hai,

appse har baat kiya karte hai.

app khass ho hamare liye isliye

har pal appko yaad kiya karte hai.

======== (535) =========

Teri Tasvir Ankho Me Basi Kyu Hai,

Jidhar Dekho Udhar Tu Hi Kyu Hai.

Teri Yadon Se Taqder Hai Lekin,

Tujhe Na Pakar Taqdir Ruthi Kyu Hai.

======== (536) =========

Aaj nahi to kal dosti pe aitbar hoga,

Pathar k dil ko bhi mom se pyr hoga.

Ja mere SMS mere dost se mil,

Unko mere msg ka intezar hoga.

======== (537) =========

Unse keh do ki woh

meri taqdir se khelna chhod de.

Arey hum to woh badnaseeb hain

jo agar kafan ki dukaan khol le

to Log Marna Chhod De.

======== (538) =========

Joke in 1 word- sardar

joke in 2 word- intelligent sardar

joke in 3 word- sardar playing chess

joke in 4 word- sardar wins the game...!

======== (539) =========

Tum apun ko roj sms karta hai,

apun ko reply karne ko majbur karta hai.

Kya iske peeche ko plan hai,

ya tum bhi auro ki tarah apun ka fan hai.

======== (540) =========

What is the relationship between

coffee shops & theka sharab desi/angreji?

Most of the love stories

start at coffee shops

and end at theka...!!

======== (541) =========

Happiness is not something

u postpone for the future.

Its something u design

for the present.

Make each moment a happy one.

As I hv made 1 by remembering U.

======== (542) =========

Morning has a great meaning.

Every morning d SUN says

" Wake up like me"

SKY says "Aim my height"

WIND says "Refresh like me"

and I say GOOD MORNING.

======== (543) =========

Wo kya jaane kaise pilai jati hai,

kholne se pehle hilai jaati hai.

Fir awaz lagai jati hai,

aa jao tutey dil walo,

yahan darde dil ki dawa pilai jati hai.

======== (544) =========

Ankhen thi kahan itni sharabi pehle,

Chehre the kahan itne kitaabi pehle.

Aaina zara dekhiye boson(Kiss) ke baad

Kya hoth the itne hi gulabi pehle.

======== (545) =========

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.

Papa:I M busy

Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me

cheete pe sawari karti hai

Papa: Chalo chalte hai,

kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha!

======== (546) =========

Ek raat wo mile khwab mein,

hamne pucha kyon thukraya aapne.

Jab dekha to unki aankho mein bhi aansu the,

phir kaise puchte kyon rulaya aapne.

======== (547) =========

Sanso ka thamna hi maut nahi hoti,

sanso ka chalna hi zindagi nhi hoti.

Khud ko dafn krna padta hai dosti ke liye,

kyon ki dost ko dost keh dena hi dosti nhi hoti.

======== (548) =========

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi,

upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.

Banta:To xchnge krna tha

Santa:Kisse karta?

Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi.

======== (549) =========

Sab mai milavat,

Doodh mai DDT,

minral watr mai caustic soda,

coke mai pesticide,

cadbury or pani bhi khrab,

SAFE bchi hai to sirf

BEER n SHARAB.

So Drink only d pure thing Daily.

======== (550) =========

Dua hai rab se kabhi apko dard ka ahsas na de,

Pal koi aisa na guzre jab muskilon me hm sath na de.

Kisi saans me hm apko bhule,

Rab hme asi saans hi na De.

======== (551) =========

If I were a bird,

I would be standing at ur window

guarding ur eyes from the sunlight

with my wings,

waiting for u to wake up,

just to say gud morning .

======== (552) =========

Kehna bhut kuch chaate hai UNHE

Magar jubaan ne saath na diya.

Kabhi waqt ki khamoshi mein khamosh rahe HUM

To kabhi UNNKI khamoshi ne kuch kehne na diya.

======== (553) =========

Kabhi Num N Ho Jaye Masoom Nigahen,

Meri Aarzu Hai Tu Sada Muskurye.

Ghum ke Saye Rahen Hum Tak Hi,

Tere Aashiyan me Humesha baharen Aayen.

======== (554) =========

Realize things before its 2 late.

Accept things rather than deny them.

Love people before u lose them.

Life comes just once.

Love it while u live it.

======== (555) =========

Love is crazy word

which cant be defnd.

If defined, u cant find it.

If found, u cant get it.

If u get it, u cant forget it

& if forget then u havn't done it(Love)!

======== (556) =========

Love is not winning someone,

but loosing urself to someone.

When you r loved by someone,

its not due to ur excellence of mind,

but due to purity of ur heart.

======== (557) =========

800 Kamro ka mahal ho

aur motiyon se saja darbar.

Income ho arbo me aur

200 mercedes car.

Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,

Isliye jagna hai bekar,

Soja mere yaar.

======== (558) =========

A lovng memory of ur smiling face

A friend like u can never replace.

Deep in my heart u'll always stay

Freshly remembered everyday.

======== (559) =========

Seperations r those wounds

tht nobdy can heal.

N memoris r those treasures

tht nobdy cn steal.

Bt do nt separate

to make memories.

Stay in touch!

======== (560) =========

Jara sambhal ke CHALNA,

jyada bhari cheez nahi UTHANA,

apna khayal RAKHNA,

khana thik se KHANA

kyunki 9va mahina challu hua hai.

Happy September.

======== (561) =========

What is Marriage?

Ans:

1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan.

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

======== (562) =========

Happiness Is...

taking in all the wonders of life --its joys,

its sorrows, its sunshine,

its smiles -- learning from d

experiences each one brings you,

and then, from a caring heart,

giving them all away again.

======== (563) =========

Kaise Batau Use,

Nahi Isme Koi Meri Khata,

Khel Hai Ye Sitaron Ka,

Ye Chand Tu Use Bata;

Bandish Hai Ye Fizao Ki,

Aa Maangle Khuda se Ek Umar Duao ki.

======== (564) =========

Zindagi me kamyabi ki

MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri he!

Aur khwab dekne k liye NEEND!

To apni MANZIL ki 1 sidi chadho!

Aur SO JAO.. GOOD NIGHT!!

======== (565) =========

Raavan was sent to court

& was asked to keep a hand

on BagavatGita,

he refused saying:

"Sita par hath rakh kar itna lafda hua,

Ab Gita pe hath nahi rakhunga".

======== (566) =========

What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!

======== (567) =========

Sharabi ne Doctor se pucha-

Aap meri Sharaab chhudva sakte ho.

Doctor - Haan kyoun nahi.

Sharabi - To Police ne meri 20 bottle

pakri hai Plz chhudva do.

======== (568) =========

Sometimes, missing is more precious

than being together.

Because we miss only those ppl

whom we never want to MISS.

======== (569) =========

Katra-katra behte he ansu,

aur hum unhe sukha bhi na sake.

Is se badi wafa ki saza kya hogi

wo roye mujhse lipatkar kisi aur ke liye

aur hum mana bhi na kar sake.

======== (570) =========

Toote dil ne b uske liye dua mangi,

meri sanson ne hr pal uski khushi mangi.

jane kya dillagi thi us bewfa se

k maine akhari khwaish me b uski wafa mangi.

======== (571) =========

Twinkle twinkle Little star,

Life is Friendship aur thoda sa Pyar.

Enjoy, Life ke din hain chaar,

I miss u hamesha,

keep smiling mere cute se yaar.

======== (572) =========

Every normal person has 72 Heart Beats,

but for myself its 73.

the Extra one is your Sms.

So dont stop your sms,

it will affect my heart.

======== (573) =========

What is Friendship?

It is a ship loaded with "love",

" care" and "share".

crossing the sea of heart

having no wheels of "sorry" and "thanx".

======== (574) =========

Pal Pal Dhadkane Bekarar,

Na Khud Pe Eitbar Na Dil Pe Ikhtiyar.

Unhi Ko Bhulane Ki Koshish,

Karti Aankhen Unka Intezar;

Aur Kya Kya Dikhaega Pyar?

======== (575) =========

Every morning get up

and look through the FORBES list

of richest people in the world.

IF UR NAME is not there..

PLEASE GO TO WORK.!"

- Bill Gates

======== (576) =========

There is a gift that gold cannot buy,

a blessing dats rare & true,

dats the gift of a wonderful friend

like the friend dat i have in u!

======== (577) =========

Har nayi subha ka naya nazara,

thandi hawa leke aayi paigaam humara.

jago, utho, taiyar ho jao,

khushiyo se bhara rahe aaj ka din tumara.

gud mrng :-)

======== (578) =========

Dil ki dhadkn ruk si gayi hai,

Saase meri tham si gayi hai.

Pucha tha dil ke doctor se humne,

Pata chala is dil mai aapki yaade jam si gayi hai.

======== (579) =========

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har Ful khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

======== (580) =========

Never walk away 4rom true frendship

wen u see sum1 faults,

b patient & realise dat nobody is perfect.

I'M AL $O NOT PERFECT

but I'll always b a True Frend.

======== (581) =========

BOY:-Mujhse shaadi karogi...

GIRL:-Kyaaa????

BOY:-Achchi film hai Na...

GiRL:-Kutte K Bachche....

BOY:-Whaaat????

GiRL:-Kitne cute hote hai Na....

======== (582) =========

Aap apni BIWI se pareshan hai

to aaj hi Azaadi paye!

Biwi ko gift kare NOKIA MOBILE

JISME LAGI HO BL-5C BATTERY .

SAARI samsyaon Ka ant turant!

======== (583) =========

Sherni ke ghar walon ne

Hathi ka rishta thukra diya,

batao kyun?

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Aap so jao.

Ye unke ghar ka mamla hai,

hame kya lena dena???

======== (584) =========

NEPALI :

SUNO GOR SE DUNIYA WALO

CHAHE JITNE MEHAL BANALO

USKE AAGE GARDEN BANALO

USKE AAGE GATE LAGALO

USKE AAGE HONGE HUM NEPALI..

OOOUUU SHAABZI

======== (585) =========

Minimise your options

to maximize your achievements!

Someone asked me ,

"why do u alwys take d harder road?"

I replied,"why do u assume I see 2 roads?"

======== (586) =========

When the MOON Winks at U Tonight,

I wish CHOCOLATY DREAMS embrace U tight.

Hope ur day was quite alright

and I wish U a LOVELY GOOD NIGHT!!!

======== (587) =========

Slogan written on a bald man's T- shirt...

GOD MADE SOME PERFECT HEADS.

ON THE REST HE PUT HAIR

TO HIDE HIS MISTAKES.

======== (588) =========

Kya aap jante hai

ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?

wahi jo anguthe ka prayog karte hai.

waise aap iss waqt

kis ungali ka prayog kar rahe hai? ;-)

======== (589) =========

Gunah karke saza se darte hai,

zehar pee ke dawa se darte hai.

dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi hume,

Hum to doston ke khafa hone se darte hai.

======== (590) =========

Har pal kisi ke ane ki umeed to rehti thi

Aye khuda mujhe phir se wohi tanhai de

Na de chahe koi khushi bas itna karam kar

mera gam mere chehrepe na dikhai de.

======== (591) =========

D only wealth I hv is d ppl

around me whom I call frnds.

Ur Inclusion made me d wealthiest.

Pls stay along wid me so dat world may knw

hw wealthy I'm...

======== (592) =========

Kabhi pade meri zarurat to awaaz de dena

Yaad ane lage yeh surat to awaaz de dena.

Dekh lo jaan lo sari duniya ko tum

agar kahin na mile mohabbat to awaaz de dena.

======== (593) =========

Everything is fair in Love & War..

Do War, but never Love..

In War, either u win or die,

But in Love, neither u win nor u die...

======== (594) =========

1st ever intelligent srdr

Teacher:What do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

Sardar:U can cal him anythng,

Becoz He canot hear anything. . . !!

======== (595) =========

Fasle mita kar dilon me pyar rakhna.

Dosti ka rishta u hi barkrar rakhna.

Mana ki bahut pyare-pyare dost hai apke

par un sab k bad is nacheez ko bhi yad rakhna.

======== (596) =========

One Technical question:

Where do u find MANGOES..?

NO,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

NO wrong

ANS

where ever WOMANgoes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

======== (597) =========

When all rivers become dry

When all birds leave the sky.

When all friends say u good bye

Remember i'll always be there

to say "MAY I".

======== (598) =========

Jab meri yaad sataye,tomujhe sms karna

Neend jab tumko na aaye,tomujhe sms karna.

Jab tanhai ke naag tumhe dasne lage

Kisi humdum ki yaad sataye,tomujhe sms karna.

======== (599) =========

Living in the favorable

and non-favorable conditions is

' PART OF LIFE',

But Surviving in those conditions

is called

'ART OF LIFE'.

======== (600) =========

Beautiful Quote:-

Ur Words Are Not My Disturbance..

But

The Disturbance Is Ur Silence..

So Dont Disturb me please

miss YOU! :-)

======== (601) =========

D R I N K S .

D-elicious at 1st Peg.

R-omantic at 2nd peg.

I-nteresting at 3rd peg.

N-aughty at 4th peg.

K-ing at 5th peg.

SO DRINK REGULARLY.

CHEERS!

======== (602) =========

Naraz ho kr zindagi se nata nahi todte,

mushkil ho raah phir bhi manzil nahi chodte,

tanha na samjhna khudko kbhi,

ham unme se hai jo kbhi sath nhi chodte.

======== (603) =========

On the Chess-board of Life,

it's Never Checkmate till you Live.

So, Never Quit!

There is Always a Possibilty to Win!

======== (604) =========

Coming together is a begining,

keeping togethr is progress,

living togethr is life,

dying togethr is love,

but feeling togethr is

FRIENDSHIP.

======== (605) =========

Success lies not in the Result,

but in the efforts.

Being the Best is not so important,

doing the best is all that matters,

lets do our Best.

======== (606) =========

Those we Luv never go away,

they walk beside us everyday...

unseen & unheard,still near...

still loved...

still Missed &

still very dear.....

Nd u one of dem.

======== (607) =========

Bhool gye ya,Bhulna chahte ho?

Door kr diya,ya jana chahte ho?

Ajma liya,ya ajmana chahte ho?

Ek msg kar do mere dear,

ya abhi aur wait karvana chahte ho.

======== (608) =========

Hi SMS dhoond rahe ho?

Zaroori nahi ki har SMS me

koi message ho,

BUS....Aap yaad aa rahe the,

isliye Missed SMS kar dia.

======== (609) =========

Driving Styles in different countries-

*1 hand on steering wheel,1 hand out of windo- Sydney .

*1 hand on steering wheel,1 hand on horn- Japan ..

*1 hand on horn, 1 hand on gear,listening loud music,

1 ear on cell, 1 foot on accelerator,

nothing on break

and both eyes on female in next car - INDIA ..

======== (610) =========

When u win,i will proudly tell d world,

"hey!That's my frnd!"

but when u lose,

i will sit by ur side,

hold ur hand and say,"hey i m ur frnd!.."

======== (611) =========

I wish a sun to warm u,

a moon to charm u,

laughter to cheer u,

faithful friend near u

and a sheltering angel

so that nothing can harm u.

Gud mrng

======== (612) =========

"Maar daalegi yeh aapki humko rulane ki aadat,

Dil tod kar muskurane ki aadat.

Hum aapse ruthe bhi to kaise,

Aapko kahan hai manane ki aadat."

======== (613) =========

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...

======== (614) =========

Aap jaisa dost har ek ka khwab hota hai,

zindgi me Jinka ek alag andaz hota hai,

mana k aasma pe lakho hai tare magar,

App sa dost taron me b aftab hota hai.

======== (615) =========

Nice friends r gifts not easily gained.

it roots from ones heart

& involves memories that stay.

Not 4 a day,Not 4 a moment,but FOREVER..!

======== (616) =========

Some day when the Pages of My Life End,

U'll be one of its most Beautiful Chapters

& if I get to Read it again,

I'll Open it from the Page

Where I met "u".

======== (617) =========

Kadam u hi dagmaga gaya raste se,

Warna sambhalna hum bhi jaante the.

Thokar bhi lagi to us pathar se,

Jise hum apni JAAN mante the.

======== (618) =========

Aksar Aati Nahi Woh Sham

Jiska Hota Hai Intezaar;

Aksar Fizaye Loot Leti Hai,

Khilti Kaliyon ka Khumar;

Aksar Kho Jate Hai Log,

Jinse Ho Jata Hai Pyaar.

======== (619) =========

CID to Santa: Why criminals leave

their finger prints aftr their work?

Santa: Sir, criminals r uneducatd.

If they r educatd,

they wud leave their signature.

======== (620) =========

The day i die n exit

from this pathetic life forever,

Do buy some nice n beautiful

white flowers 4 me from the money

which u r saving by not sending messages.

======== (621) =========

Hum Hawa Nahi jo kho jaege,

Hum Waqt Nahi jo Gujar jaege.

Hum Mosam Nahi jo Badal jaege,

Hum to Apki Ankho ke Ansu he jo

KHUSHI or Gum Dono me Saath Nibhaege.

======== (622) =========

You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3

take help of 2.

But pls dn't forget 1

dat is me ;-)

======== (623) =========

In a bar 1Guy says 2 another

"I kissd ur mom last n8"

whole bar was waitin 4

d othr Guy's response.

He laughs&says:

"Lets go home dad,

U r drunk".

======== (624) =========

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.

Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE

wit me!

Boy: SHUT UP,

U made my pocket empty....

======== (625) =========

Sunshine is delicious,

rain is refreshing,

wind braces us up,

n snow is exhilarating;

there is really no such thing as bad weather,

only difernt kinds of gud weather

======== (626) =========

Ye asar hai unki najar ka

ya mere dilka kasur hai.

Aaj meri hasi bhi mere labose dur hai

wo khadi hai samne dekhta hu mai

kaun jane kaun apne hi dilse majbur hai.

======== (627) =========

Der Se Sahi, Magar Jaana Hain Usko,

Anjaane Sahi, Magar Pehchana Hain Usko.

Ab,Beshakh Dubo De Woh Dil Ki Kashti,

Sahil Ab Mana Hain Use.

======== (628) =========

FRIENDSHIP means:

to FEEL some1 in every HEARTBEAT,

to FIND some1 in every THOUGHt,

to SEE some1 with CLOSED EYES

& to MISS some1 without reason.

======== (629) =========

If u r running in d popular track,

run faster & overtake.

Otherwise run in a different direction,

the WHOLE WORLD will follow you

- BILL GATEs.

======== (630) =========

HAPPY ?

Arey Baba

HAPPY means

H: Hai koi

A: Aapko

P: Pal

P: Pal

Y: Yaad karne wala

Just like me......tell me?

======== (631) =========

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,

Na mujhe kisi dard ki talash hai.

Mere phone ko jo recharge karvae,

Mujhe bus us dost ki talash hai.

======== (632) =========

Live life at a one time,

share it with people

who matter most to you,

for life is little jar of memories,

so fill it with people worth remembering.

======== (633) =========

Cute thot: Dont worry for the

delay in ur success compared to others

because construction of pyramid

take too much time than

an ordinary building.

======== (634) =========

Woh aayi muskuraee,

usne kaha,humne suna,

woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,

woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,

bas keh hi diya...

"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."

======== (635) =========

Bichadkar bhi dil se hasrat na gayi,

teri bevfai par bhi tujhse hasrat n gayi.

Tum juda hoke chal gaye sada k leye

par aakhon ko intezar ki adat n gayi.

======== (636) =========

Namaskar!

Aaj raat bhar barish hone Ki

sambhavna hai.

kripya apne dimag wali jgh Ko

PLASTIC se dhak Le,

kyunki Khali jagaon m pani jaldi Bharta hai.

======== (637) =========

HAPPY NEW YEAR to U,

Kya hua? Isme sochna keya?

YE SMS kisne bheja hai?

Maine na?

Paise kis k lage hai?

Mere na?

To meri marzi main jo chahe wish karu..!

======== (638) =========

Apne roop pe itna gurur na kar

sab do din ki masti hai.

Tera husan bhi tab tak qayam hai

jab tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai.

======== (639) =========

Chand ki Had ek RAAT tak hoti hai,

Suraj ki had sirf DIN tak hoti hai.

HUM YAARAANE me din-raat nahi dekhte,

kyuki hamare PYAAR ki had akhri SAANS tak hoti hai.

======== (640) =========

I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i'm a piece of paper

but i havn't seen a dustbin yet in life.

======== (641) =========

Vo to pani ki boond hai jo ankho se bah jaye,

ansu to wo hai jo tadap ke ankhon me hi reh jaye.

Wo pyar kya jo lafzo me bayan ho,

pyar wo hai jo ankho me nazar aae.

======== (642) =========

Never think more abt past-it brngs tears..

Dont think more abt future-it brngs fears..

Live in prsent-it brings cheers..

Always smile & be happy.

======== (643) =========

What is a mobile?

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Sharam karo

iska answer bhi msg me dhoond rahe ho.....

Haath me kya TAMBURA pakad rakha he!!!

======== (644) =========

Us ki akhon me mohabbt ki chamak aaj b hai,

Use mere pyar pe shak aj b hai.

Naav me baithkar dhoe the kabi hath usne,

Sare talab me mehndi ki mehak aj bi hai.

======== (645) =========

Shaadi aise ghar me ho,

Jaha sasur maldaar ho,

Saala mariyal-sa ho,

Or saas bimar ho,

Patni kesi bhi chalegi,

Par SAALIYA

do-chaar ho.

======== (646) =========

Kah do un hasraton se kahin aur ja basein,

itni jagah nahin is dil-e-daagdar mai.

Umar-e-daraj mang kar laaye the char din,

2 aarju mai kat gaye, 2 intezaar me.

======== (647) =========

I dropped a coin in the wishing well

n prayed 4 a smart n intelligent friend.

Then God gifted me u

n said :

ITNE PAISE ME ITNA HI MILEGA...!!

======== (648) =========

Royegi yeh ankhe muskurane k baad,

Ayegi rat din dhal jane k baad.

Kabhi ruthna na mere dost,

Shayad ye zindgi na rahe tere ruth jane k baad.

======== (649) =========

No one is too young or too old 4 love,

bcoz love doesn't come 4m ur mind,

which knows your age,

but from your heart,

which knows no age.

======== (650) =========

Close your eyes and go to sleep,

for angels are there for you to keep.

If there are worries, plz don't weep.

I'm at the other side, just give me a beep.

G'nite

======== (651) =========

Kabhi yaad aaye to fon kar lena,

paise kam ho to sms kar lena,

agar yeh bhi na kar sake to

mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna,

or LASSI pi lena...

======== (652) =========

Sabhi JUNGALI Jaanwaro Ko

Suchit Kiya Jata Hai Ki

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Aap To Aise Dekh Rahe Ho,

Jaise Suchna Aap Ko Di Ja Rahi Hai....

======== (653) =========

Kal aapki yaad puri raat aati rahi,

hum jaage puri dunia soti rahi.

asman me bijli bhi puri raat hoti rahi,

bus ek barish hi thi jo mere saath roti rahi.

======== (654) =========

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.

======== (655) =========

Kaash un par hak hamara hota,

chale jaate agar hum jo,

unhone ek baar to pukara hota.

Kya jarurat thi zamane ke saath ki,

agar haath me unke haath hmaara hota.

======== (656) =========

Zulfon ko faila kar jab koi mehbooba

kisi ashiq ki kabr par roti hai,

tab mehsoos hota hai

kambakht maut bhi kitni haseen hoti hai.

======== (657) =========

Dad:2 things in life r imprtant.

Honesty n Wisdom !

Son:Wats honesty?

Dad:Keep ur word if u hv given it.

Son:Wisdom?

Dad:Dont give it !

======== (658) =========

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

======== (659) =========

Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;

na saathi, na humsafar mila.

Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;

jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.

======== (660) =========

Make your life a rose that speaks silently

the language of fragrance,

bcoz it is only in d depth of silence

that u can hear ur heart's voice.

======== (661) =========

Tujhe chand kahti magar usme bhi daag hai,

Tujhe suraj kahti magar usme bhi aag hai,

Tujhe bandar hi kah deti magar kya karu..

Kambakht Usme b dimag hai

======== (662) =========

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he

k beta aise mat ro,varna

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.

======== (663) =========

Who said OPEN and CLOSE

are opposite words?

We r always OPEN 2 d person

whom we are CLOSE to.

Isnt it so...?

======== (664) =========

Hi jaan___

kya haal hai jaan___

kaha ho jaan___

kab miloge jaan___

missing u jaan___.

zyada khush mat ho.

Har blank me "var" laga lena..

Ok jaan___

======== (665) =========

AUR KOI GAM NAI 1TERI JUDAI K SIVA,

MERE HISSE ME KYA AYA TANHAI K SIVA!

YU TO MILAN KI RAATE MILI BESUMAR,

PYAR ME SAB KUCHH MILA SHEHNAI K SIWA.

======== (666) =========

Waqt hona chahiye kisi ko yaad karne k liye,

Bahana to apne aap mil jata hai,

Jab yaad hi na karna ho kisi ko,

To waqt hi bahana ban jata hai

======== (667) =========

Hum aap k account me

add kar rahe hain,

Dil

Jaan

Pyar

Mohabbat

Khushi

Hansi

Jis ka pin code hai

sirf aapki sacchi dosti..

======== (668) =========

Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong;

Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong;

Nobody's lucky till luv comes along;

Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone!

That's life.

======== (669) =========

Dost Kaa Matlab

D= door reh kar bhi jo paas ho

O= ooro se jo khas ho

S= sabse acha jiska ehsaas ho

T= takdir jiske sath ho

Jaise K Tum>>>

======== (670) =========

Woh Kehte Hain Humse,

Ke Apka Msg Churaya Hua Hota Hai.

Yu to Internet Par SMS ka Khazana Hota Hai,

Kuch to Kadar Kar a Jalim,

Aakhir Selection to Hamara Hota hai.

======== (671) =========

DOSTI mein itna pyar lao ki,

dekhne wale dang rah jaye,

khuda bhi aake Tumse puchne,

kya hum bhi Tumhare Dost ban jayen?

======== (672) =========

Never hold urself solely responsible

for any misfortune.

Bcoz no single rain drop

is ever alone responsible for any flood.

======== (673) =========

"We always feel that

good things happen only to 'others'

Bt we always forget

dat we are 'others' for some1 else."

======== (674) =========

"The ultimate is not to win,

but to reach within the depth

of our capabilities

nd to compete against our ownself."

======== (675) =========

Love is Special,Love is Rear,

Love is made 4 two 2 Share.

Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,

Love begins wen two HEARTS COMBINE.

======== (676) =========

Sweet like Honey,

Costly like Money.

Blessing like Shower,

Smiling like Flower.

Cool like ice,

A frnd so nice.

Guess Who?

O Hello!

Its you.

======== (677) =========

Hello...

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Hello

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Hello

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Hello

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Hello

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Kya awaaj nahi aa rahi.

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Ab

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Ab

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Ab

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Ab bhi nahi

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Kaise aayegi

.

ye to SMS hai..!

======== (678) =========

Sweet sa weather dekh kar

apne sweet se frnd ki swt si yad ayi

to socha k ek sweet sa sms kar du

taki apni swt c frndship me

thodi c swetness or badh jaye :-)

======== (679) =========

Jite the kabhi hum bhi shan se

mehek uthi thi fiza kisi ke nam se.

Par guzre hain hum kuch aise mukam se

ki NFRAT si ho gayi he MOHABAT KE NAM SE.

======== (680) =========

Dosti wo nahi hoti Jo"JAAN" deti hai,

Dosti wo nahi hoti jo "MUSKAN"deti hai.

ASli Dosti to wo hoti hai

Jo pani me gira "AANSU" bhi Pahchan leti hai.

======== (681) =========

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,

Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum.

Phool to khubsurat hote hai,

Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

======== (682) =========

Year says 2 Feb 29th

"i Miss

U 4 4Yrs".

Sky Says 2 Full Moon

"i Miss U 4 1 Month".

My Heart Says 2 u

"i Miss U Each & Evry second".

======== (683) =========

A single candle can illuminate

an entire room.

But a friend like u

lights up entire lifetime.

======== (684) =========

Wo mere liye kuch khaas hai yaaro,

jinke laut aane ki na koi aas hai Yaaro.

Wo najro se door hai to kya huwa,

Banke dil ki dhadkn mere paas to hai yaaro.

======== (685) =========

Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,

Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota.

Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,

Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota.

======== (686) =========

Wo yuhi ruth gaye,

sare armaan mere tut gaye.

nafrat ka dhong aisa dikhaya,

ki wo pathar bankar jine lage,

aur hum shisha bankar tut gaye.

======== (687) =========

A ray of light, a ray of hope.

A brand new day, know u could cope.

When the day is done, look back & see,

how the good sun has touched you & me.

Gud mrng!

======== (688) =========

Aaj hum bi ek nek kam kar aaye,

dil ki wasiyat kisi ke naam kar aaye.

Pyar hai unse jante hai woh,

majburi thi jo jhuki nazaro se inkar kar aye.

======== (689) =========

Aansu ki kimat wo jante hai,

jo kisiko yad karte hai.

Dil ke gum wo jante hai jo kisiko chahte hai,

Dost ke dard ko wahi jante hai

jo use dil se dost mante hai.

======== (690) =========

Dhala din Fir wahi shaam hogi,

Askh honge, yaadein hongi,

Zindgi Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi,

Hasrato ki mehfil Uhi viraan hongi.

======== (691) =========

Softly d leaves of mem'ry fall.

Slowly, i'll gather & pick dem all

Coz 2day, 2morow & til my lyf is thru,

i'll always cherish knowng somebody lyk u!

======== (692) =========

"TRUE FRNS STAND BEHIND U

DURING UR BAD TIMES"

u want a documentary proof?

In future check out ur marriage album.

Ul find al frns behind u!!!

======== (693) =========

Never be sad for missing

whatever you expected

but be happy since god made you to realize

that those expectations are not worth in ur life.

======== (694) =========

Nigaho me or koi dosti ke kabil na raha,

is kinare ka or koi sahil na raha.

Chand jaisa dost mila hume zamin par,

aasma ka chand bhi ab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

======== (695) =========

Kabhi kabhi sapne chur ho jate hain,

Halat se Dost bhi door ho jate hain.

Par yeh yaadein har pal itna satati hain ki,

aap ko sms karne ko hum majboor ho jate hain.

======== (696) =========

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do

ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.

BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra,

ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

======== (697) =========

Pyaar.. Shabd nahi jo Kaha jaye,

Ruh nahi jo Mit jaye,

Safar nahi jo Mukaam paye,

Ye wo Ehsaas he,

Jisk liye jiyajaye to ZINDAGI kam pad jaye.

======== (698) =========

Ab k sawan me shararat ye mere saath hui,

mera ghar chhod k sare shahar me barsaat hui.

Mat puchiye hum pe kya gujri,

Thi lutero ki basti wahi pe raat hui.!

======== (699) =========

Gum k sagar me kahi doob na jana,

raho pe chal k manzil pao to tut na jana.

zindgi me agar dost ki kami mehsus ho to,

zinda hai hum yeh bhul na jana.

======== (700) =========

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!!!

======== (701) =========

Small minds discuss people,

Average minds discuss events.

Intelligent minds discuss issues,

A genius works silence.

======== (702) =========

Fantastic Quote About Life:-

EverythinG Is "Prewritten"

& NothinG Can Be "Re-Written"!

So Live the Best n

Leave the Rest to God.

======== (703) =========

Jane kya mujse ye zamana chahta hai,

Mera dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai.

Jane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se,

Ki har shaks mujhe aajmana chahta hai.

======== (704) =========

Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife.

Lady: How many wives do u have?

Doctor: Two :-D

Moral :XPRESS SMART IDEAS, Smartly

======== (705) =========

"Problems can either Make U or Break U.

The hammer that breaks glass

can shape steel.

Its upto us to be GLASS or STEEL".

Face life Bravely.

======== (706) =========

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste,

ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste.

Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro,

wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste.

======== (707) =========

My sweetest memory-our meeting!

My biggest sadness-The distance!

My biggest hope-i will c u soon!

My strongest prayer-our frdship continues 4evr.

======== (708) =========

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,

Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai.

Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,

Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai.

======== (709) =========

Each of us is a star dat shines with the rest.

Sometimes we twinkle alone,

but when u feel like ur abt to lose ur own sparkle,

I m here to add more glow!

======== (710) =========

AUTOWALA: Saab! 30 rupye huye

Santa: le 15 rupye

AUTOWALA: Saab yeh to beimani hai

Santa: abe!! beimani kaisi?

tu bhi to baith k aaya hai;

aadhe tu de..!

======== (711) =========

Unki yaade hume rulaati hai,

har pal akele mai sataati hai.

Wo badnaseeb sun nahi sakti mere dil ki awaaj,

warna dil ki har ek dhadkn unhe paas bulaati hai.

======== (712) =========

Jo jeete wo sikndr,

jo hare wo jail k andr.

Jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jappi,

jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi.

======== (713) =========

Unke saath ke liye dil bekarar hai,

unse mulakat ka intezaar hain.

Hoti hai shaam to subah ka intezaar hai,

subah hone par phir dil bekarar hai.

======== (714) =========

Badal ne boondo se,

bhavre ne phoolo se,

hawa ne khushbu se,

hamare dil ne apke dil se kaha,

jaago meri jaan ab subah ho gayi.

GOOD MORNING.

======== (715) =========

The reality of luv is better

than a dream could be!!

I wonder how people find time to hate

When life is too short to LoVE!!

======== (716) =========

Subah ki kiran ne aankh ko chua,

sapna humara tab poora hua.

Maangi thi khuda se jo khwaish

aankh khulte hi khuda ne use pura kiya.

======== (717) =========

Wat's love ?

Shakespeare says:

Dont ask the persn who loves some'one,

bt ask d person who have lost someone.

They only can feel d true love.

======== (718) =========

Bedhadak dil ko dhadka gaya koi,

hasti hui aakho ko rula gaya koi.

Jaante nahi pyar kya cheez hai,

par zindagi bhar mohabbat me tadapna sikha gaya koi.

======== (719) =========

Teri baate sunaane aaye,

dost b dil dukhane aaye.

Phul khilte hai hum sochte hai,

tere aane k zamane aaye.

Ab to rone se b dil dukhta hai,

shayd ab hosh thikane aaye.

======== (720) =========

Sum1 hurts u so dat

u may find some1 who can heal ur pain.

If nobody is der 2 hurt u,

u will nvr know d importance

of person who cares 4u.

======== (721) =========

Mere dost mujse gila krte hai,

Hum unse kum mila krte hai.

Par wo nadaan itna nhi samjte

ki sitare dur se hi roshni diya krte hai.

======== (722) =========

Gairo se kuch gila nahi,

Apno se kuch mila nahi.

Mai to wo gum ki kitaab hu

Jise kisi ne padhaa hi nahi.

======== (723) =========

If V Have Reasons For Loving Someone,

then V are doing it with our Mind,

but if V Luv someone for no reason,

then V Are doing with our Heart.

======== (724) =========

Sea & Shores never meet but

share d same ocean.

Moon & Sun never seen togethr

but r in same Sky.

Friends who don't Meet Often

never stop remembrng each other!

======== (725) =========

Chand ko bheja hai pehredaar

Taron ko saupa hai nigrani ka kaam.

Raat ne zari kiya hai farmaan,

Sare sweet dreams bas apke naam.

Gud Nite.

======== (726) =========

Don't search love,

let love find you.

That's why its called falling in love,

coz u don't force urself,

u just fall

and there will be some1 to catch u.

======== (727) =========

Tanha si zindagi Mein,

Chhota sa saath tumhara.

Itefaq hi sahi

par lagta hai hamko pyara.

Jaise akele se ek parinde ko

mil gaya ho Aasman Saara.

======== (728) =========

Teri judai bhi Hamein pyar karti hai,

Teri yaad bahut beakarar karti hai.

Woh din joh tumare saath guzare hein,

Talash unko yeh nazar bar-bar karti hai.

======== (729) =========

God has given

so many qualities to u...

gud looks,

personality,

charm,

intelligence

&

many more.

this is called as

"Allah mehrban to gadha pehlwan" !!! :-)

======== (730) =========

Dil me tum

Dhadkn me tum

Asma me tum

Zami me tum

Ankho me tum

Sanso me tum

Jaha bi dekhu

Bs tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai

KITANU har jagah hote hain.

======== (731) =========

Takdir hume us mod par le aayi hai,

jaha gum hi gum aur tanhaai hai.

bars rahe hai aakho se aasu,

kya isi ka naam judaai hai?

======== (732) =========

Never alone try to take

the weight of a tear

that comes out of your heart

and falls through your eyes,

always remember that

here is one to share

and thats ME.

======== (733) =========

Unki yaad bhi hume sataati hai,

hume tanha paakr rulaati hai.

hume apne rone ka koi gum nahi yaaro,

kyuki aaj bhi hume rotaa dekh kar wo muskrati hai.

======== (734) =========

Jab mujhe laga ki mai unhe kho raha hu,

aisa laga ke maut ke aagosh mai so raha hu.

na hojaye unki bewfai mashur yaro,

Unki yad mai mai kabr mai ro raha hu.

======== (735) =========

If A is 1,B is 2,C is 3.. ..Z is 26

then L+O+V+E is 54.

F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108.

interesting na?

Friendship is twice stronger than love!!

======== (736) =========

"LIPS" bhindi ki tarah

"GAAL"tamatar ki tarah

"EYES" matar ki tarah

AUR Face "GOBHI " ki tarah!

HEY BHAGWAN EK dost diya

woh bhi subzi mandi ki tarah.

======== (737) =========

Jab kuch sapne adhure reh jaate hai,

tab dil ke dard aasu banke beh jate hai.

Jo kabhi kehte the ki hum sirf aapke hai,

pata nahi wo kese alvida keh jate hai.

======== (738) =========

Wen u luv sum1 truly,

u dnt luk 4 faults,

u dnt luk 4 answrs,

u dnt luk 4 mistks.

Instead,u fight d mistks,

u accept d faults

nd ovrluk d excuses.

======== (739) =========

Feelings r many but words are few,

clouds are dark but sky is blue.

Luv is a paper, life is glue,

every thing is false,only My Frndshp is TRUE.

======== (740) =========

People who r sensible about Love

are incapable of it.!

Bcoz its a matter of Heart

and not mind..!

Love Holds nthing away

nd Keeps nthng behind..!!

======== (741) =========

Kisi ki khatir mohabbat ki inteha kardo,

par itna bhi nahi ki usko khuda kardo.

Mat chaho kisi ko toot kar itna,

ki apni hi wafa se use bewafa kardo.

======== (742) =========

Ek hi tamana hai is fakir ke paas

Meri taswir lagaana apni taswir ke paas.

Jab log dekhe use to ye kahe dekho,

Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni heer ke paas.

======== (743) =========

Khuda ko mili fursat to tumko bana dala,

gulab ko jaise hothon pe laga dala.

Neend hi udaani thi to le leta yuhi,

par zalim ne teri yaadon me raato ko jagaa dala.

======== (744) =========

Love marriage or Arranged marriage

me kya difference?

Hum khud jakar kuvey me girey

to vo love marriage,

10 log milkar dhakka de-de

to vo arrange marriage.

======== (745) =========

Thought for the lifetime -

If you wait to be happy

you will wait forever.

But if you start to be happy

you will be happy forever.

======== (746) =========

Khojoge toh har manjil ki raah mil jati hai,

Sochoge toh har baatki wajah mil jati hai.

Zindgi itni majboor bhi nahi Aye Dost,

Jigar se jiyo,"Maut b jine ki adaa ban jati hai".

======== (747) =========

Jaise din or raat hua krte hai

vaise kuch log khas hua karte hai.

hamse behtar aapko kaun janta hoga,

aap jaise dost khushion ki saugat hua krte hai.

======== (748) =========

I want to start the day

by texting the cutest,

d most handsome,

d most intelligent person I know

but he's still lying in d bed.

so I just text u instead.

Gud Mrng ji.

======== (749) =========

2day's newspaper is 2morrow's wastepaper,

life is testpaper dont copy frm front paper.

Friendship is the best paper,

dont waste it like tissue paper :-)

======== (750) =========

Quote of the day:

its hard to act as loving,

to one whom u really dont love,

but its hardest to act as not loving the one,

whom u really love. ;-)

======== (751) =========

ISHQ or DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman hai,

ISHQ meri ruh DOSTI mera iman hai.

ISHQ pe kar du fida apni sari ZINDGI,

Magar DOSTI par mera ISHQ B QURBAAN hai.

======== (752) =========

Dil kitna majboor hai,

aankho se neend door hai.

Jis se milna chahte hai hum

wo humse koso door hai.

Aye hawa ye to bata

kya meri tarah wo bhi majboor hai?

======== (753) =========

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It's True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!

======== (754) =========

HAPPY moments-"don't forget me"

Difficult moments- "trust me"

Quiet moments-"call me"

Painful moments-"tell me"

Free moments-"miss me n sms me"

======== (755) =========

U can never make a person happy

who is not peace wid himself

& u can never b at peace wid urself

if u want everybody to b happy wid u.

======== (756) =========

The worst thing in life is 'ATTACHMENT'

it hurts wen u lose it.

the best thing in life is 'LONELINESS'

bcz it teaches u evrythng

& wen u lose it,u get evrythng.

======== (757) =========

Knowledge comes from outside.

Wisdom comes from your innermost core.

Knowledge is always borrowed;

wisdom is never borrowed.

======== (758) =========

At this moment 4.7 million r working,

2.3 millon r sleepin;

2.1 million r watching TV

'n' only 1 CUTE HEART in the whole world

iz reading My SMS.

Cho Chweet!

======== (759) =========

Maine mausam badalte hue humesa dekha hai,

dost badalte hai aisa pehli baar dekha hai.

Kisi ne sach kaha hai aksar

wohi log dard dete hai jo dil ke karib hote hai.

======== (760) =========

Todna hota to rishta hum na banate,

Umeed nhi hoti to hum sapney na sajaate.

Aitbaar kiye hum apke wafa pe,

bharosa na hota to dil apke haat me na thamate.

======== (761) =========

Kabhi ro k muskraye kabhi muskra k roye,

uski yaad jab b aayi use bhula k roye.

Ek uska hi naam tha jise hazar bar likha

jitna likh k kush hue,usse jyada mita k roye.

======== (762) =========

Invite God into the chemistry of life,

He'll Dilute Ur Sorrows,

Evaporate Ur Worries,

Filter Ur Mistakes

& Leave u with Crystals of Happiness.

======== (763) =========

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i'm going to marry ur sister!"

======== (764) =========

Mehkhane me jaam tut jata hai,

ishq me dil tut jata hai.

Na jane kya rishta hai in dono me,

jaam tute to ishq yaad aata hai,

dil tute to jaam yaad aata hai.

======== (765) =========

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,

koi kisi se mil jaata hai to koi kisi se bichad jaata hai.

Jise hum maangte hai apni dua me,

wo kisi ko bina maange mil jaata hai.

======== (766) =========

Hamari kushi ki baghwan se firyad na karna,

bhula dena mujko kabhi tum yad na karna.

Kiya barbad tune mujhe ye meri badnasibi thi,

iltaza hai kisi aur ko yun barbad na karna.

======== (777) =========

Mango,

Orange,

Banana,

Grapes

&

Apple.

Which is sweet?

Guess plz.

Dont know?

Are budhu ye sab sweet nahi hai.

Ye sab fruit hai.

Sweet to aap ho.

======== (778) =========

Chalti nahi duniya kisi ke aane se,

rukti nahi duniya kisi ke jaane se.

Pyar to sabko mil jaata hai,

kami ka pata to chalta hai kisi ke dur jaane se.

======== (779) =========

D word TRUST is d basis of all relations

but a small mistake made,

can change its entire meaning.

Like just a missing 'T'

can 'RUST' d relation !!!

So b careful in a relationship.

======== (780) =========

Aye mera janaza uthane waalo

dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho.

Agar ho to us se kehna

aaj to khushi ka mauka hai,

udaas na ho.

======== (781) =========

Our lives r always so hectic,

with little time 2 spare.

But days get brighter when U get a msg

from some 1 saying "Dear, I still CARE"

======== (782) =========

No angels 4 u 2nyt!

cOz I begged them to watch over everyone

sleepin except u,

coz I'm gona be the one

watching over you tonight!

Gudnite!

======== (783) =========

As the years go by,

u may loose ur hair,

teeth & eye sight,

but not ur smartness,

talent,brightness,intellignce

coz u cant loose

Wht u dnt hve!

Isnt it? :-)

======== (784) =========

Eng Teacher:Make a sentence

using neither-nor ?

Naughty Boy :When girls wear

tight fitting dresses,

Neither r they comfortable Nor r we.

======== (785) =========

"GOD Bless U"

is such a little prayer

but it means so much.

It means may the LORD

with his gracious hands

give U more

than U have Prayed.

======== (786) =========

What touches us the most

isbeing hurt by someone U trust a lot.

OR

being trusted by someone

U have hurt a Lot!!!

======== (787) =========

Get up n look outside.

Birds r singing 4 u,

flowers r smiling with u,

clouds greeting u,

sun shines 4 u,

trees welcum u

coz i ask them all

2 say u gud mrng :-)

======== (788) =========

Chahe wafa me thokre khate raho,

fir bhi rasme wade nibhate raho.

Yahi to ishq ka dastoor hai yaaro,

ki jakhm khate raho aur bas muskurate raho.

======== (789) =========

Death is not the greatest loss of life.

The greatest loss is dat

when relationship dies between us

while we are Alive.

======== (790) =========

Good morning.

jaago aalsiyo jaago.

Utho aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.

Arey arey SORRY...

Mistake ho gayi...

TUM SOTE RAHO

USI ME DESH KI BHALAI HAI.. ;-)

======== (791) =========

Four Things Never Come Back:

The Triggered Bullet,

The Spoken Word,

The Wasted Time,

The Neglected Opportunity !

So,Think Twice,Act Wise.

======== (792) =========

There is a red light in the ruby,

A blue light in d sky

but nothing is as beautiful

as light in an honest eye.

======== (793) =========

Dil ko aata hai jab bhi khayaal unka,

Tasveer se poochte hain phir haal unka.

Vo kabhi hamse poocha karte the judaai kya hai,

Aaj samajh aaya hai sawaal unka.

======== (794) =========

People say its difficult 2 get gud friends.

Naturally,

B'coz D Gud ones like me

r already URS !

& of course d great ones like u

r already MINE.

======== (795) =========

Yakeen banke log zindgi me ate hai,

khwab banke ankho me sama jate hai.

Pehle to ye yekin dilate hai k wo hamare hai,

Fir na jane kyun tanha chod jate hai.

======== (796) =========

Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,

mood ho tab baat karte ho.

Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,

ab to RAJASTHAN KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho.

======== (797) =========

Rishte kanch ki tarah hote hai,

toote jaye to chubhte hai.

Inhe sambhalkar hateli par sajana

kyoki inhe tootne me ek pal

aur banane me barso lag jate hai.

======== (798) =========

Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai,

lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas hai.

Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda,

aaj bas me nahi jazbaat hai.

======== (799) =========

Few mins ago,

I closed my eyes n saw u in my dream.

I found u most happiest person in dis world,

if this is d way 2 see u happy ,

I wish my eyes2 b close 4evr.

======== (800) =========

Long Time Ago

Only Cute People Used

To Read My SMS

& today

The History is Broken

by a cartooN. :-)

======== (801) =========

Seprations r those wounds

dat nobody can heal

& memoris r those treasurs

dat nobody can steal.

But dont separate to make memories.

so plz stay in touch !!!

======== (802) =========

Painting is a feeling,

Never spoil it.

Face is a book,

try 2 read it.

Love is precious,

B ready 2 sacrifice for it

&Friendship is like a mirror,

never break it.

======== (803) =========

Mature love says

"I need u coz i love u"

Immature love says

"i love u coz i need u"

But some love says

"I DONT NEED U,

BUT STILL I LOVE U"

======== (804) =========

If i was a camera,

i'll snap ur evry moment

evry smile

evry memory

n keep

in my

kitchen

to scare d

rats n cockroaches!

ha ha ha ;-)

======== (805) =========

ADA unki thi aur DEEWANE hum bane,

WAFA wo NA kar sake aur BEWAFA hum bane.

Yu to HAZAARO the BHEED me,

SHUKRiYA unka jo unki NAZRO ke NiSHANE hum bane.

======== (806) =========

Kuch ache saath chuta nahi karte,

waqt ki shakh se lamhe tuta nahi karte.

Milte hai kuch log aise zindagi me,

jinse kabhi nate tuta nahi karte.

======== (807) =========

Every walk of life

will contain ups and downs,

flowers & thorns...

So my sincere advice to u is

to "Wear chappals wherever u go".

======== (808) =========

Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi,

Intjar bhala par judaai to nahi.

Milna bichdna to kismat hai apni,

Aakhir insaan hai hum farishte to nahi.

======== (809) =========

God is an invisible parent.

And parents are the visible god.

So if u make d visible god happy,

automaticaly the invisible God becomes happy.

LOVE YOUR PARENTS.

======== (810) =========

Sitaro ko roshni ki kya zarurat,

ye to khud ko jala lete hai.

Aashiqo ko wafa ki kya zarurat,

wo to bewafa ko bhi pyar kar lete hai.

======== (811) =========

Nazre Unhe dekna chahe

to akho ka kya kasur?

Har wqt khusbu unki aye

to sanso ka kya kasur?

Waise to sapne puch Kar nhi ate

par sapne hi UNKE Aye to Rato ka Kya Kasur.

======== (812) =========

Teri palko pe khwab rakh jaye koi,

Teri saanso pe naam likh jaaye koi.

Chalo vada raha bhool jana hame,

Agar humse acha DOST tumhe mil jaye koi.

======== (813) =========

Phir usi chand se rishta bana baithe,

phir unki sadgi se pyaar kar baithe.

Pathron se they taluqaat hamare,

phir bhi sheeshe ka ghar bana baithe.

======== (814) =========

Har phool ko raat ki rani nhi kehte,

Har kisi se dil ki kahani nhi kehte.

Meri ankhon ki nami se samajh lena,

har baat ko hm jubani nhi kehte.

======== (815) =========

Some 1 can give you crying & tears.

Many others can give u laughter & Smiles.

But only rare can give you

Laughing tears n crying smiles.

======== (816) =========

As the sun kisses u awake,

did u hear God whisper,

"I love u" 2 ur ear?

Hope the noise of d day

wont drown His voice

as He repeats these words 2 u all day.

GUD MRNG

======== (817) =========

Raat Guzri phir Mehakti Subah aayi,

Dil Dhadka phir Tumhari Yaad aayi.

Aankhon ne Mehsoos kiya us Hawa ko,

jo Tum ko Chu kar Hamare paas aayi.

======== (818) =========

Gr8 opportunities come to all,

but many dont knw they have met them.

D only preparation 2 take advantage of them

is to watch wht each day brings.

======== (819) =========

Raakh k dher me chingari mat dhundo,

Madhushala me jaam k pyaale mat geeno.

Dard me aansuo ko mat roko,

Hum aa gaye mehfil me,

Hamari parchaiya mat dhundo.

======== (820) =========

Wats college life?

It consists of so many first experiences in life..

1st freedom

1st cell

1st night out

1st crush

1st girlfriend/boy friend

1st breakup

1st project

1st call/letter

1st feeling of responsibility

1st of so many

& finaly d last of bye

2 all loving frnds

n a PROMISE

2 stay frnds FOREVER!

======== (821) =========

Hothon pe khushi Pr ankho me nami hai,

Mere cell me jaise apke msg ki kami hai.

Aapke paigam k intzar me meri sans jami hai

Khafa ho hmse ya blance ki kami hai?

======== (822) =========

Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,

ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai.

Kitne din beete aapko nahaye hue

ye bewaqt barish sirf apke liye hai.

======== (823) =========

when time cums 4 u 2 gv ur heart to sum1,

make sure u select sum1

who ll never break ur heart,

coz broken heart has never spare parts !!

======== (824) =========

Night is longer than day

for those who DREAM

& day is longer than night

for those who make

their DREAMS come true.

Good Night & Sweet Dreams

======== (825) =========

Kaanch Ko chahat thi pathhar ko pane ki,

1baar fir tut kar bikhar jane ki.

Bas itni si chahat thi us divane ki,

apne tukdo me uski tasvir sajane ki.

======== (826) =========

Time goes so fast,

life asks so much.

No wonder friends get out of touch,

But in hearts,deep true unseen friendship stays

forever and ever and ever.

======== (827) =========

Os ki boond si hoti hai betiyan,

sparsh khurdra ho to roti hai betiyan.

Roshan karega beta bus ek hi kul ko,

dodo kulo ki laaj hoti hai betiyan.

======== (828) =========

When u win,

I'll proudly tell d world,

"hey ! That's my frnd ! "

But when u lose,

I'll sit by ur side,hold ur hand &say,

"hey i m ur frnd!"

======== (829) =========

Bunde barish ki u jami pe aane lagi,

sondhi si mahak mati ki jagane lagi.

Hawao me b jaise masti chhane lagi,

waise hi hame bhi aapki yad aane lagi.

======== (830) =========

Woh naam laite hai ishq ka,

ishq ke dard ka unhe ehsas nahi.

Yye wo chand hai jo dikhta hai sabko,

par isko pana har ek ke bas ki baat nahi.

======== (831) =========

Ek pal ka ehsas banke aate ho tum,

dusre hi pal khushbu ki tarah ud jaate ho tum.

Jaante ho dar lagta hai tanhaiyo se hume,

phir bhi tanha hume chod jaate ho tum.

======== (832) =========

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR : -

A mother makes her son

"GENTLE" in 20 years,

but a girl makes him

"MENTAL" in 2 seconds...!!

THTS GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!

======== (833) =========

Dil ki halat batai nahi jaati,

humse unki chahat chupai nahi jaati.

Ek tasvir bachi hai dost ki,

humse vo tasvir jalai nahi jaati.

======== (834) =========

Na jane kyun hum unpe khafa hote hai,

dedar hi nahi baat v muskil se karte hai.

Hoke naraj jab ye ankhen rone lage,

to sar rakhne k liye unka daman hi dhundte hai.

======== (835) =========

Diye ful murjha gaye par bahar wahi hai,

dur rahte hai to kya hua dil me pyar wahi hai.

Mana ki hm mil nahi pa rahe hai,

magar en aankho me ahsas wahi hai.

======== (836) =========

Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo me piroya hai,

apni har gzal ko dard me bhigoya hai.

Wah-2 na khna meri nazm pe yaron,

ki aaj fir se ye dil dard me roya hai.

======== (837) =========

TRUTH 4 LIPS,

SYMPATHY 4 EYES,

SMILE 4 FACE,

LOVE 4 HEART.

Use them to make life beautiful... :-)

======== (838) =========

Use kaho k Na chahe itna hame,

chahton se dar lgta hai.

Na aaye itna kareeb,

judai se dar lgta hai.

Uski wafao pe to bhrosa hai

par apne muqadar se dar lgta hai.

======== (839) =========

Kabhi khushi kabhi gham,

Mere sms na honge kam.

Kabhi alvida na kahna,

Sms kerte rehna.

Dhoom,

Mera sms padh kar jhoom.

Phir hera pheri,

Ab sms ki bari teri.

======== (840) =========

Morning greetings doesnt only mean

saying Good Morning.

It has a silent message saying:

I remember you when I wake up!

Have a nice day.

======== (841) =========

Love: Why does it hurt?

y does it pain?

may be coz we love someone

too much & too deep that sometime,

we forget to keep a little for ourselves !!!

======== (842) =========

Aam zindgi-

Yaar plz kuch sms

to bhej diya karo.

Mentos zindgi-

Oye bhutni k,

bhikhari,

kanjar,

kamine,

haramkhor,

balance gaya tail lene,

msg bhej.

======== (843) =========

Shaam ke baad milti hai raat,

Har baat mein samai hui hai teri yaad.

Bahut tanha hoti ye zindagi,

Agar nahi milta jo aapka saath.

======== (844) =========

Ishq kiya hai waada nibhao,

Aao aao mere dil mein bas jaao.

Kuch mere kuch apne dil ki suno,

Zamaane ko bhool kar ek bar hume bhi to aazmao.

======== (845) =========

Khushi ko bana lo zindagi ka usul,

rah me milenge kabhi kante kabhi phul.

Hogi kabhi-2 zindagi me bhul,

phir bhi zindagi me rahna sada cool.

======== (846) =========

There's lots of things
With which I'm blessed,
My problems have been few;
But of all, this one's the best:
To have a friend like you.
In times of trouble
Friends will say,
"Just ask, I'll help you through it."
But you don't wait for me to ask,
You just get up and do it!
And I can think
of nothing more
That I could wisely do,
Than know a friend,
And be a friend,
And have a friend like you.

======== (847) =========

Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai
Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain.
Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain
Sub asal roop chhupate hain.
Ikhlaq se khali log yahan
Lafzon ke teer chalate hain.
I baar nigahon mein aakar
Phir saari umar rulate hain.
Who jis NE diye hain ashk humein
AB us ko bhool hi jaate hain.

======== (848) =========

Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hu.
Har dopahar naye dard se najre chaar hota hu.
Shaam ko gahrati hai darde yaari..
Phir nayi subah ke intzar me hota hu.

======== (849) =========

Tumhe Dil Mein Basaye Rakhta Hoon,

Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon.

Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye,

Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon.

======== (850) =========

Uper asmaan me jo tuta wo ek sitara
use dekh maine rab ko pukara.
Rakkhe wo salamat apko hamesha
kabhi na tute ye rista hamara.
Miss u....

======== (851) =========

Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi,

Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi.

Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal,

Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi.

======== (852) =========

Ye pyari nigahe yaad rahegi,

milkar na milneki ada yaad rahegi.

Mumkin nahi ki mein tumhe bhula du,

aur umar bhar tumhe meri yaad rahegi.

======== (853) =========

Karenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi,
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein.
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamh,
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein.

======== (854) =========

Mere dost zindagi bhar mujhe yun hi pyar karna,
Main tujhe dagha na doonga mera aitbaar karna.
Abhi meri kismaton ka hai sitara gardhishon mein,
Mere dost kuch dinnon tak mera intizar karna.

======== (855) =========

Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago me roshni na rahegi;
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.

======== (856) =========

Unko na apna paye hum,

unse ye baat chhupa na paye hum.
Thokar khaye itne magar,

unse na naraz ho paye hum.
Pyaar samajh na paye magar,

iska dard sehe gaye hum.
Pyaar ke naam pe jaan nahin,

ye pyaar hi luta gaye hum

======== (857) =========

Neend aankhon se udh gayi hai,
Chain dil ka kahin kho gaya hai.
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap,
Kahin mujhe pyar to nahin ho gaya hai.

======== (858) =========

Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad krna acha lagta hai,
Tumhe khud mein mehsoos krna acha lagta hai.
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare,
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai.

======== (859) =========

Manzil Bhi Kho Chuke Humsafar Bhi Nhi Raha,
Meri Kisi Bhi Dua Main Shayad Asar Hi Nhi Raha.
Jbse Huyi Hai Dil Ko Khabar wo bichadh rha hai mujhse,
Lafzoon Ko Jodne Ka Tabse Hunar Bhi Nhi Raha.

======== (860) =========

What luks to be nothing,

finally becums everything,

& what is everything

finally changes into nothing.

That's life,njoy every moment.